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09.06.2025 01:14

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
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Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
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So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Minds and Behinds
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Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
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Loons and Moons
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts